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WTF.. today is easter day also got nobody come and offer me easter egg.... siao ah! you think living in america is it? haha ok anyway today i went out to town to meet the jc bunch of people for lunch because wong came back to singapore. (nono.. this wong has nothing to do with wongcoco... although we did make fun of her and wongcoco back then).. so i take bus to habourfront and then knn!! so many people queueing for the bloody sentosa bus!

WTFcat! did a small observation of the people queueing and as he went down to the mrt, got more and more people streaming out of the train. machiam got free money one tmd.. and here is a list of the standard list of groups of people you see going to sentosa on a public holiday..

WTFcat! standard list of groups of people you see going to sentosa on a public holiday (copy and paste one lah.. think what)

Group 1 : boring jc/poly students
Age : 17 - 20
Size : 2 guys 2 girls - 5 guys 5 girls
Attire : guys will wear beach attire.. beach berms, singlets (to be taken off).. the more conservative (read : fat/obese) ones will wear t-shirts (not to be taken off)... girls usually wear some nice t-shirt (to be taken off and reveal bikini).. the conservative (read : fat/obese/pregnant) ones will wear tank top.. and those that don't feel like letting the guys see free bikini will wear fbt singlet (aww..)
WTFcat! says : go out with classmate is ok... but but but! wah lau what for you bring this kind of girl go sentosa? the guys i don't say.. sure go and play beach volleyball beach soccer and swim whatever one... but the girls ar.. esp those don't know how to wear bikini one... sure stay on the sand and zhuo bo one! build sandcastle lah.. talk cock lah.. sleep lah.. suntan lah.. ask them swim.. dowan... ask them play ball.. dowan.. WTF! then do what! go rasa sentosa make love is it? hahaha! then the guys also more than 80% the body cannot make it.. not say i sibeh hot-bod lah.. budden i don't go sentosa what! you knn got 3 sparetyre (can see through your shirt lor! don't fake) still dare to take off... trying to compete with angmoh is it! really lah.. class gathering got a lot of better places to go you all can do better thing also... watch movie or eat lunch mah! what for go sentosa and lao kui.. haha!

Group 2 : secondary students
Age : 13 - 16
Size : 3 guys 3 girls ++ (2 guy 2 girl is double date.. they all shy!)
Attire : read jc students... ALL CONSERVATIVE. knn you see one sec 2 girl wear bikini you huat liao lah.. her one also haven't grow man. hhaha! the guy's dressing will be worse. because they all seldom go out.. suddenly go out with girl only damn kancheong wear the most suisui.. end up go sentosa in shirt and pants lah.. haha WTF!!!
WTFcat! says : girls - no bikini no talk. go home and play barbie doll please. guys - the most sad case is wear thick spectacle.. hair messy like downstairs hair lidat.. then sit one corner loser loser read comic.. nabeh go back and play dota lah!! must be those battlenet noobs... dammit sentosa beaches ought to have an age limit

Group 3 : chinaman
Age : 18-25
Size : 4 males
Attire : crumpled unironed chequered shirt, oversized dull beige t-shirts, XXL pants and sandals
WTFcat! says : coming from hostels (or possibly construction site) all over singapore... are the ahtiongs! too poor to watch movies and hang out in town.. they invade sentosa with no purpose! go there also don't go to the beach.. walk around the bicycle path in 3-up formation machiam westlife.. tintei only... laughing also got chinese accent come out.. wah piang.. seriously.. want to stay on bicycle path please rent a bicycle... i don't care you all tompang and tian mi mi brokeback or what... otherwise you all go sentosa for what! don't waste time lah.. go back pgp and mug lah! hao mah?

Group 4 : the mud gang
Age : 18 - 26
Size : up to 7 mats, 1 or 2 minah
Attire : the guys usually wear singlet show off nice body.. some will wear t-shirt.. one joker will wear metallica. the minah machiam working in pub lidat.. bloody hell 11am can wear tight black tanktop and mini denim shorts.. WTF??.. then somemore their breast so big.. confirm chiong one!
WTFcat! says : the minah so few ah.. 1 or 2 only.. dunno is one of their gf or what... scarly it is communal whore! the mats damn share-share one. all kawan-kawan. from share nasi lemak to share underwear to share homework... now also must share whore.. hahahaha!!! at night confirm go somewhere get bukkake.. but then ah.. this group another one the girls dunno go sentosa for wat... they wear lidat.. makeup gao gao sure won't go water one... then just sit on the beach look at their customer play soccer... no point lah... brudder! next time go out no need bring whore one! waste money only!

Group 5 : suntanners
Age : 16 - 25
Size : 3 to 5 babes
Attire : who cares! later all take out bikini only! woot!
WTFcat! says : yes lah! sex ahhh! (lol @ ahleem).. the only group that truly deserves to be in sentosa! quote from zhihao "the girls with ugly body usually wear pattern pattern bikini one.. because can distract.. those with nice body will wear single colour one..." is true lah!! tmd everytime u see one chio from far with pink stripe pattern there stripe pattern there... go close only te bu bin... knn! budden you girls also must be responsive one lah! tmd you all go beach and suntan is to let guys see also right!? i smile at you, you also smile back lah! you think you damn hot meh!

Group 6 : malay family
Age : 0 - 100
Size : 30
Attire : nice clothes, home clothes, pampers + suckler, batik, kerbaya, songkok, sarong, tudung, baju kurong, sunglasses, crutches, wheelchair
WTFcat! says : wahhpiang!!! excursion ah! this group most sian one.. go everywhere also must one whole jing-gang.. eh i know you all family family lah... but don't you all think you all overdoing it abit! i'm very sure your old uncle rather go princess/jade watch womb raider than go sentosa and see young people play ball games.. especially you all only know how to play soccer... see other game also liap bo kiu rite? (sorry bad pun) then somemore your friend in wheelchair leh.. you think he damn shiok to see people jumping here and there is it?

Group 7 : army losers
Age : 18 - 21
Size : platoon + 0 girls
Attire : army singlets (not just the grey one.. the colourful ones also), army shorts, NEWBALANCE shoes, short hair / botak head
WTFcat! says : these losers just damn happy to book out (hmm.. what is 'book out' ah?) last night and some joker decided to have some sentosa outing... they come with hopes of looking at chicks on the beach.. budden the girls also not stupid.. one look at them also know they all some humsup army platoon... straightaway condemn!!.. damn sad case.. because i know.. i last time also... eh soldier! you wan to come beach and hook up girls also please come smaller group... and get the more seh people can?? bring one times cockster wear thick black spectacle is one times black sheep! i know you all book out all hormorne only.. budden must think with the other head a bit also mah!

P.S. : ORD LOH!

and finally...

Group 8 : young horny couple
Age : 18 - 28
Size : 1 guy 1 girl lah! hello i'm talking about heterosexual here?
Attire : guy dress yandao one.. girl dress ahlian one.. (both beach attire)
WTFcat! says : these people just happy to go there and blissbliss and kisskiss and touchtouch only one lah... knn i still remember got one time i see this guy giving his girl body rub in the sea... then his hand go all over the place.. inside bikini also got! wah lau... eh the both of you want to sex, the hotel just over there lah! WTF?! don't because you all horny also make me horny can! i no girl leh!

ok that concludes this entry.. don't want to bother how to end lah.. must go and study!